How cyclists annoy motorists

Waterbeach crossing CCTV

Waterbeach crossing CCTV

It has to be said, some cyclists push their luck a bit; so often this simply seems to fall into the hands of car drivers eager to moan about cyclists.  What kinds of things cyclists do to annoy car drivers?

My friend Jon has also been blogging about this from the perspective of a car driver who loathes cyclists.  Sad to say he actually has a point in saying some cyclists are irresponsible and they bring their troubles on themselves.

So here’s my list of things some cyclists do to annoy car drivers:

  • Firstly the above photograph.  Thankfully a rare event when a cyclist over takes a row of cars, passes the STOP barrier at a railway level crossing and is narrowly missed by a passing train.  This cyclist came within inches of being killed and to be honest it is impossible to blame anyone else other than the cyclist herself.  She was, by the way, spoken to by British Transport Police afterwards…..  This kind of thing, quite rightly, outrages everyone and not just motorists!  I bet the train driver had a fright, phew, flippin’ heck.
  • Cyclists over taking.  Picture the scene – slow moving traffic and a cyclist passes the whole queue with complete ease.  This annoys the motorist, not because the cyclist has done anything particularly wrong other than being completely free and not constrained by a long queue in which they are still burning fuel getting nowhere.
  • Cyclists under taking.  Can be risky business for us cyclists zooming passed on the inside.  Most concern is for the drivers of flash Bentleys having a pedal scrape along the paintwork (another reason to have 3rd party insurance with the CTC).  Serious issue is for cars turning and cutting a cyclist up…. who gets fined, who gets squashed?
  • Cycling without lights!  Could range from people being caught out unintentionally to cyclists sticking two fingers up.  No sympathy with that.
  • Car drivers not being able to overtake a cyclist.  So many seem to think bikes should be in the gutter and never mind the Highway code of waiting until its safe before overtaking.
  • Fat cyclists wearing Lycra.  Need I say anything more?
  • Cyclists not having to buy a tax disc, insurance, congestion charge, car parking fees and also pay out the huge amounts of money to keep a car on the road.  Sorry car drivers, that’s just tough.  Buy a bike.
  • Cyclists being all green types.  These are the annoying environmentally friendly, tree-huggers who ride around on 50 year old 3 speed bikes who make a point about saving the planet.  You biking guys – just carry on!
  • Cyclists are mostly lean and fit, not needing to spend £25 – £100 a month on gym membership.  They stay slim for free.  That annoys car drivers who are middle aged and already have a spare tyre, or two and maybe shelling out lots of money to burn some flab.
  • Cyclists who consider themselves above the law – flouting one-way signs, red lights etc.  Nah, shouldn’t do it.  But what annoys car drivers is that cyclists always get away with it, nobody cares.  But if a car drives the wrong way up a street, that’s a big deal and the Police take delight in nailing a car driver for that transgression.

Other ways cyclists annoy car drivers……?  Tell me, leave me a comment

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8 Responses to How cyclists annoy motorists

  1. baptissimo says:

    I think that’s a good list. It is mainly a matter of annoying motorists, though. When I’m on my bike, motorists not only annoy me, they scare me quite frequently. Some people get hurt by motorists.

    I’m sorry that I probably annoy a few motorists, but it isn’t that big a deal, is it?

    • doug says:

      Hi Baptissimo

      Many thanks for visiting and for your comment! I guess it’s important we all try to set a good example, especially when other people (like some motorists) are quick to spot faults with cyclists.

      To answer your question, it depends on what you do to annoy motorists…… if you innocently annoy motorists by, for example, freewheeling past traffic jams, then don’t worry.

      Regards, Doug

      • baptissimo says:

        Well, I really don’t want to annoy motorists, and I think I usually avoid it. I do, though, ride in the middle of the lane in some places, where I think this is the safest thing for me. And I suspect that it will annoy some drivers. To be fair, though, no one has shouted at me, or blown their horn for doing this.

        • doug says:

          Hi Baptissimo

          Thanks again. I can imagine you riding in the middle of the road! Hopefully other local people will appreciate what the road is like and understand why you do that. Glad to know nobody has badly reacted.

          Stay safe!

  2. MJ Ray says:

    Is this satire? I really can’t tell but the last point “if a car drives the wrong way up a street, that’s a big deal and the Police take delight in nailing a car driver for that transgression” makes me think that it is. Or maybe the police near you are rather better at catching wrong-ways and red-light-jumping cars than where I ride.

  3. Jon says:

    Hi Doug!
    You know I think you are a great guy but i guess there are some things which we will just have to disagree on! BUT, I think in this article and the previous one which you discussed my article have missed one point: Whilst I am a car driver (as are you sometimes) I consider myself first and foremost a RUNNER!
    All my moans about cyclists as a driver I can live with, and I had to put them in to pad out my article, but cyclists PLEASE alert me when you are coming up behind me when i’m out running.
    ‘Comming Thru’ or ‘Morning’ are all that is needed or maybe, just maybe you could ring that bell!
    Doug, please use this excellent blog (& i’m not a cyclist) to preach that message.
    Best
    Jon

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